May 15, 2013

The news in Haikus

He didn’t do it
Jay Carney said he didn’t
Good enough for O

We’ll look into it
A special prosecutor?
Hey, Merry Fitzmas.

The lemming media
Turned a blind eye for five years
Tap them and they care

Prius in slow lane
Coexist bumper sticker
Don’t eat meat, Hate Bush

A Tommy Trolly
Someone else should pay for it.
Hello Waukesha

The ballad of Ax
Here’s the wind-up and the pitch
Home run Brewers lose

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