May 13, 2013

The news in Haikus

Nixon was impeached
He thought he'd send the tax man
Obama did it.

Hello AP news.
Yes, this is anonymous.
Eric, look at this.

Blood is on her hands
Don't worry we'll protect you
Hillary '16!

Gimme Gimme more
Gimme Gimme Gimme more
Gimme Gimme NEXT!

J.T., J.B., Hi!
Where is Jay-Z n J-Lo?
What?!? I blame Limbaugh.

No, Obama can't have it.
Carney get your own.

What?!? Four times a week!!!
Why should I have to job hunt?
Just give me my check!

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