December 12, 2013

How should Emperor Obama have remembered and honored Mandela?

By now we all have seen or heard of the STUPID "Selfee" photo at the Mandela funeral and how Michelle had to move to sit between them as a subtle reminder of why they were in South Africa in the 1st place. Just another example of our Narcisist in Chief being himself not really understanding what the event was really about.

Emperor Obama did a decent job with his eulogy and even resisted using I or me 1000 times as he usually does in his speeches.

But what I missed in his speech was honesty about how Mandela put aside his Marxist Communist economics in favor of Capitalism once he became President in South Africa.  Mandela embraced Marxist Communist economics throughout all of his life until he came into power and recognized the TRUTH that Marxist economics would NEVER bring prosperity to South Africa, so he changed his economic philosophy of 100% government control of the economy to Capitalism as how he could lead his people out of poverty and into economic growth.  This has met with great results for the people of South Africa and is one of the most important legacies of Mandela's leadership and true ability to put the people of his country ahead of self and political ideology.

Too bad Emperor O is so fixated on destroying Capitalism in favor of his own version of Marxist economic redistribution (or economic inequalities as he tries to rephrase it) by stealing from the haves to buy the votes of the have nots instead of recognizing and learning from the example of a great and memorable leader like Mandela.

Although I have no agreement with any of Mandela's communist ideals -I honor and recognize his work in ending Aparthied in South Africa and his tireless quest to make South Africa economically independent and strong thru embracing Capitalism.  It's a tragedy that Emperor O cannot see that his "path to economic growth" is a path to DISASTER and he cannot - unlike Mandela - see the error of his ways and stop doing what he is doing and change his ideology for the benefit of the people of the United States.

Emperor O wants to be remembered long after he is gone as a great leader on a par with Lincoln and Mandela. Unfortunately history will show that he was without a doubt the WORST EVER to live in the White House and his legacy, if he continues, will be that of the man who DESTROYED the US economy and brought down a once proud Independent nation from a powerhouse of economic greatness to a 4th rate Marxist Socialist economy with a majority of people dependent on government handouts instead of being proud of their independence and ability to provide for their families without the government intruding and controlling every aspect of their lives.

December 1, 2013

Freedom of Religion? Not in Racine, WI public schools.

As I look out the window of my home office I can see Jerstead school.  This is an elementary/middle school and apparently the policy there is it is not appropriate for a child to be thankful for God or Jesus.

As a Thanksgiving exercise there an image of a turkey was handed out with fanned feathers and an assignment was given, write on those feathers what you are thankful for.

One child wrote on their feathers I am thankful for God and Jesus.  The Racine Unified School District teacher returned the image having to have the child re-do the assignment as being thankful for God and Jesus was not appropriate.  Not appropriate?!?

Our schools have already taken the separation of church and state concept way too far but this was not a religious message coming from a public school to a child, this was a child expressing what they individually were thankful for.  It is completely outrageous for this school to reject that child's constitutional right to practice and express their religion freely.

If a Muslim child had professed a thankfulness for Allah and or the prophet Mohammed do you think that would have been deemed inappropriate?  I highly doubt it, I absolutely guarantee it.  In fact if that had happened it would be a national story and the entire Muslim world would be declaring Jihad on Racine Unified Schools.

This story of a Christian child has been mentioned nowhere but on this blog and only here because I heard it from someone who has first hand knowledge of it this morning. 

This is completely outrageous.  Our tax payer funded public schools are so invested into their narrow anti-God view that they are squashing the free right of speech, expression and the freedom to profess your faith as being "inappropriate". 

It would appear they have read Animal Farm and decided some Constitution rights are more equal than others.

November 25, 2013

A blog update....

Yeah, I'm still out there...

Frankly my life has changed quite a bit and blogging just has not been there on the priority list.

Plus my laptop died, so there's that.  In the Obanomy I make half what I used to right now so I just haven't had the resources to replace it.

I'm going to try and be more active here. 

John Doe.

Only in Wisconsin where left-wing special interests obviously colluded in the recall effort of Scott Walker can those groups escape any scrutiny while every Conservative group gets subpena after subpena in a fishing expedition for the crime of defeating the leftist temper tantrum.

Hey, John Chisolm, could you be any more partisan if you tried?

Meanwhile, the democrats are using Obamacare as a quasi political tool colluding with leftist groups for political purposes while claiming to be non-partisan...

It really is bizarro world out there.

But then the left wingers think its just fine to apply standards differently because, ya know, they are all moral and stuff.

Umm Governor Walker you should have made them move....

The list of Obama Lies....

It is longer than you might think it is.

Great Presidential Lies

I am not a crook.
Read my lips, no new taxes.
I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski.
If you like your insurance you can keep it, period.
President Barack Obama repeated his healthcare promise dozens of times to sell the "Affordable Care Act".
So far more than 7,000,000 people have had their health insurance policies cancelled, whether they liked them or not, for larger more expensive policies deemed appropriate by Obamacare. 
Obama and his mouthpieces are labeling 7,000,000 people losing their plans a small number who happened to have inferior or substandard policies.  If you like your plan you can keep it, period, unless you can't , because Obama said so, period.  Oh by the way, ditto on your Doc.
In the run up of partisan Democrats passing Obamacare I attended a listening session of then Senator Russ Feingold in Racine.  I asked the Senator about the President's if you like your plan you can keep it promise since my Father and Grandmother each had Medicare Advantage plans that Obamacare would declare void that they in fact liked very much. 
The former Senator told me the President wasn't referring to those plans.  I told Senator Feingold the President made no such distinctions and was lying to the American people.  I knew Senator Feingold and President Obama were lying then and it would seem the rest of the country is waking up to that reality now.
The Affordable Care Act: increasing costs, creating uninsured, Obama's lying legacy.

October 31, 2013

Caption Contest - what do ya think?

Time for a Caption Contest

In the midst of our current Government problems it's useful to step back and have a little fun with the Emperor and his Princess

September 12, 2013

0bama support down to 38% of all adults...

11 September 2013 According to the latest poll from 'The Economist' 0bama's support is down to 38% among all adults.

Here's a link to the actual report

September 10, 2013

Why stop at Watertown? Michelle O. should visit Egg Harbor to promote eggs

"Drink more water" is the message of Michelle Obama in coming to Watertown, WI this week. But man, woman and child do not live by water alone. So, here is a suggested 3-meal trip (on tax payer dollars) for the First Lady to promote a balanced diet nationwide!


Egg Harbor, WI

Orange, CA

Hot Coffee, MS

Toast, NC


Sandwich, MA

Tea, SD
Popcorn, IN
Turkeytown, AL

Cape Cod, MA

(She may visit all three to promote healthy entrĂ©e selections)
Lima, OH (for a healthy bean side dish)
Note: since few cities/towns in the U.S. have vegetable names Michelle Obama may have to pop over to the UK to Leek, Staffordshire for leek soup.
Due to their unhealthy names no way will Mrs. O. visit the following places to promote the associated foods (at least, this will save some tax dollars):
Bacon Flat, OH (sorry, Fred)
Burnt Corn, AL

Gnaw Bone, IN

Sugar Creek, OH
Pie Town, NM






August 29, 2013

IRS approves tax exempt status to Muslim Brotherhood Front

And now for a political oriented rant.

It has been revealed that Lois "I plead the 5th" Lerner approved on the fast track in only a months time the tax exempt request of Emperor Obama's half brother Malik Obama.  The Barack H. Obama Foundation tax exemption was approved by Lerner in record time in 2011, and Lerner also made it retroactive back a couple years as cover for the time when Malik was operating illegally as a tax exempt organization!!

Why has the IRS allowed this treasonous (yes treasonous because she is aiding a radical arm of the Muslim Brotherhood through her actions) activity by one of their high ranking officials?  How could the Emperor not know of this?  Why hasn't Holder done something about this?

Silly me - I forgot for a moment - Only conservative groups who want tax exemptions are to be subjected to intense and unending scrutiny by our IRS officials.  Tea Party groups (who filed requests before Malik but are still waiting - some for over 3 years!) are the real terrorists in the mind of true Marxist Progressives like Lerner. 

Will we see anything come of this?  Not while the Emperor's regime is still in the White House.  That totally transparent and fully accountable set of "leaders" who we stupidly let stay there.  Want more of the same?  Then put another Marxist Progressive in the White House in 2016 and most of you know her name already.  Mrs. "what difference does it make?" head of the Benghazi coverup and "Slick Willy" "I never had sex" himself as first husband! 

Fun at the Wal-Mart

I ran across this in a Facebook posting and unlike my usual politically oriented comments thought you might have a laugh along with me.  I have no idea if it's based on fact or not but it does bring humor into how men usually think about shopping.

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart

Dear Mrs. Woolf,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are "documented by our video surveillance cameras":

1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department - to which twenty children

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
Emergency Medics were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.

And last, but not least:

16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here.' One of the Staff passed out.

August 10, 2013

Support individual freedom by supporting Rep. Thiesfeldt's "smart meter" OPT OUT bill - ASAP

 "…AND BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED the Public Service Commission (PSC) of Wisconsin must make the usage of smart meters, electrical, gas, and water optional, and provide for an opt out of the smart meter program at no additional cost."
---Republican Party of Wisconsin 2013 State Convention Resolutions as Adopted
2013-7 – Energy and Natural Resources Policy

Whether or not you have researched or even care what your "smart" or automated meter reading utility meters do, please consider supporting the proposed OPT OUT option for those who have researched the issue and desire a different meter due to information they find and convictions they hold.

LRB 0644/4 sponsored by Rep. Jeremy Thiesfeldt allows customers statewide to opt out if they "object" to the automated, transmitting meter. It is a 4th amendment-based bill, but home security and health issues may be indirectly helped by such a bill.

Don't worry, no one is going to make happy smart meter customers "pay" for others to have other options. The bill includes tariff measures for opt out customers. But maybe the question should be will opt outers still have to pay for the money drain of the more complicated automated meters with all their updates, software and support? (This is not addressed in the proposed bill.)

Madison Water Utility and a handful of other utilities in the state allow customers to have non-transmitting types of meters. But other utilities, including WE-Energies, Xcel Energy, Alliant Energy, Wisconsin Public Service, Baraboo City Water Utility and more refuse to allow any opt outs. The Public Service Commission of Wisconsin only enforces state laws, they say, apparently not having the power to make any exceptions for utility monopoly customers who request safer meter options.

If you care about supporting people's freedom to control their home environment and security via "smart" meter opt outs please call your lawmakers ASAP and ask that they co-sponsor Rep. Thiesfeldt's groundbreaking bill. Fifteen other states allow residents to opt out of these risky meters. Let's make Wisconsin the sixteenth.

July 29, 2013

The Emperor's Wife auditioning for the Liars Club annual award

Last Thursday Empress Michelle sent out an E-mail to "supporters" - those gullible, low information voters who gobble up anything from the White House as gospel.

"When I was growing up, a family like mine -- living on my hard-working father's salary at the city water plant -- could build a solid life without much debt and without relying on any form of public assistance. Today, for too many families, that American promise is no longer within reach.

"Barack is working to fix that and he needs solid Democrats in Congress to help him."

Can anyone out there show evidence that this is anything other than a BOLD FACED LIE?

just one example for consideration --  Food Stamps participation has increased 46% to 46.7 Mil families on PUBLIC ASSISTANCE since 2009 and the Emperor's DHS department spends million of dollars doing what? - RECRUITING more people to get on the program and looking for ways to help them get into the system whether they should or not!!!  

I understand that Michelle came from a tough background situation (according to her email) but she does have a college degree and I would imagine she had to study at least a little math along the way - but just in case she has trouble with the concept let's put it in PLAIN ENGLISH for her --

during the time her Hubby's Regime has been in the White house - dependance on Public Assistance not only has increased but her Hubby has given instructions to ALL departments who can provide government handouts that they are to actively look for ways to get MORE PEOPLE dependent on government handouts.

Any of you supporters of the Emperor out there care to provide a shred of evidence that his policies actually are targeted at reducing government dependence? 

When I was growing up, a family like mine -- living on my hard-working father's salary at the city water plant -- could build a solid life without much debt and without relying on any form of public assistance. Today, for too many families, that American promise is no longer within reach.
"Barack is working to fix that and he needs solid Democrats in Congress to help him."
- See more at:
"When I was growing up, a family like mine -- living on my hard-working father's salary at the city water plant -- could build a solid life without much debt and without relying on any form of public assistance. Today, for too many families, that American promise is no longer within reach.
"Barack is working to fix that and he needs solid Democrats in Congress to help him."
- See more at:
"When I was growing up, a family like mine -- living on my hard-working father's salary at the city water plant -- could build a solid life without much debt and without relying on any form of public assistance. Today, for too many families, that American promise is no longer within reach.
"Barack is working to fix that and he needs solid Democrats in Congress to help him."
- See more at:

July 19, 2013

The Emperor sticks it to us -- Again!!

 "I decree that all shall be tested for HIV!!"

While we were busy with all the government scandals and the Zimmerman trial the Emperor is sticking it to us again - literally!!  Via Executive order - tied to Obamacare rules being developed - he has decreed that all of us are to be tested for HIV.  Under the sham of protecting the health of the population, the Emperor is deciding what is best for us again, since we are all to stupid to understand how caring, wise and wonderful he is. It's obvious that the Emperor believes we are to stupid to avoid choosing to be involved in actions that spread the disease.

It does not matter that a majority of the population does not choose to be involved in activities that spread the disease. This is another "sloppy wet kiss" (pun intended) to the Homosexual Lobby in another attempt to placate the big time activists who want us to accept that the reason they have the disease is because they were "born that way" instead of the truth that they have CHOSEN a lifestyle that spreads a deadly disease.

What ever happened to the Emperor's support of "it's my body, so leave it alone" that is soooo rabidly shouted when we try to defend the life of unborn children by limiting abortion?  Apparently that logic is only available in the defense of killing unborn children and not to be used for this intrusion into an area that he has no business intruding into!

This executive order MUST be overruled by the congress.  Call and write your Representatives and Senators and DEMAND they stop this insanity!!

July 15, 2013

July 6, 2013

On blogging and stuff.

Sorry for the lapse of late folks.... I've been burning the candle from both ends and working myself to a frazzle.  There frankly has not been time for snappy commentary or much of anything else around her of late.

Things will improve, I hope.

I have no plans of going the way of Bullock, Kilkenny and Robinson.

Please accept this bacon related picture as my apology.

How about that budget?

The nice folks at Right Wisconsin did a feature asking for opinion from various Conservatives on the Wisconsin Budget...

And they led off with.... Me?

Who knew?

Go check it out.

June 17, 2013

MRQ outlaw Mondays


make me very happy Kate

just take it Elliot

Are you in???  Ric

fill it with bacon Lumberjack

my nose gets bigger Kevin.


got my number Trog


working out CFR

Outlaw Mondays Patrick (even MRQ?)

provide the hugs Jim

Yay magic! Pierre

as I do Kelly

ride a cooter  Debra

happy face Dipster

makes sense Franf

Totally. Fer sure.  Pete

making popcorn.  Kelly

shafted himself Kate

clean up a nasty Cindy

patron saint of good taste Wigs

crouched under gaming tables. Bridget

moving to Hawaii Aaron

Meanwhile, in Sheboygan Carrie

June 12, 2013

If you decide to debate Ryan on immigration, would you please ask him..

Paul Ryan: ‘I will debate anybody’ who says immigration bill is ‘amnesty’

If one of you accepts the challenge to debate Sen. Ryan, please ask him if they plan to secure the border before starting the path to citizenship for people already here illegally. Follow it up with how it will be done, especially since grannies and cousins will want to come on over ASAP to get on this friendly new pathway.

Ask him when do the budding citizens get to vote as Americans in the legalization process he supports?

Question how he knows people will come forward when they are used to living here illegally. Ask why would they want to follow the new law, especially with fines, background checks and long waits to become legalized citizens?

Read him the definition of the word amnesty. Ask him how failing to enforce existing immigration laws does not involve a "pardon" or "suspend the law" or end "fear of prosecution" and justice.

1. a general pardon, esp for offences against a government
2. a period during which a law is suspended to allow offenders to admit their crime without fear of prosecution
3. law  a pardon granted by the Crown or Executive and effected by statute

Close by asking him why American citizens should try to follow the laws of the land when non-citizens are babied. After all, don't citizens deserve the same kind of consideration and new ways to bypass normal punishment for making an honest mistake here and there out of some kind of desperation? Well, don't we?

June 10, 2013

Unemployment -1

This will be all the talk on ESPN and MSNBC for days.

I blame sequester,

MRQ 1 million miles of fun!!!


her thang Roland

on a list Kate

they promised me Elliot

making the rounds Kevin

You can go straight to Trog

The spermologer groaked a the zafty wonder-wench with a pussyvan of agogedness Trog

subsidize "Battleship" Dan

no experience necessary. Wigdy


Uhhh...uhhhh...ummm...uh..... Dipster

naked: possible Franf

everyone hates Milwaukee Pete

making spoof movies Jim

I'll conveniently forget Cindy

inverse mentors Pierre

a NORMAL family Steve

1 million miles of fun!!! Ric

June 6, 2013

More LUNACY from the Politically Correct crowd

Army Punishes Soldier who Served Chick-Fil-A

Under any other administration I'd say UN-Believable!!!  but not with the tone the Emperor has set from the top and obviously has dictated down into the military command structure.

We have an all volunteer military - soon we will have an all volunteer "politically correct" military without anyone with positive moral values serving.  The stage is set for those with positive moral values to stop volunteering.  I'm sure the Emperor would say "we don't need them anyway - no big deal - I'm making great progress on my goal of ruining the economy and the military at the same time."

June 3, 2013

MRQ it involves drinking.


Three idiots standing Wigdy

Cheeky Bussorah

bring the other down Dan

amused by stuff Trog

a woman scorned Sam

The time may now have come for a female Doctor.  Kevin

the morale improved Elliot

need warm bodies Kate


it involves drinking Pierre  (Doesn't it always?)

gives me chills Chad

cheese in her coffee Kate

I broke my vintage Bridget


#homerdenied Pete

beer & food Franf

you ruined everything Carrie (Well Charlie)

The Hooters Jim

in a scrape J

I'm old. Woof.  Sara

May 31, 2013

Remembering Pvt. William Andrew Long - Murdered by Radical Islamist on June 1, 2009

Where were you on June 1, 2009? 

My Nephew - Pvt. William Andrew "Andy" Long was in front of the Little Rock, Arkansas Army Recruiting Center with his friend Pvt. Quinton Ezeagwula taking a smoke break from helping out at the center while waiting for final orders to ship out to Korea for duty.  His Mother (my sister) was sitting in the parking lot in her car reading while waiting for Andy to complete the day of helping and take him home for a nice evening meal.  Suddenly she heard shots ring out behind her. 
Those were the shots that killed her son Andy and severely wounded Ezeagwula. 

An American who had converted to become a Radical Islamist Terrorist had decided to take revenge on the US by murdering American soldiers.  A blatant and premeditated ACT OF TERRORISM had succesfully taken place on US soil!  Andy gave has "his last full measure of devotion" to his country while in uniform.  What has our Commander in Chief done about it?  He has chosen to ignore the truth and classify it as not a terrorist attack but as "Drive By Shooting".  The net affect of his actions has denied both of these patriots the Purple Heart and proper recognition they deserve from their country.  Every attempt by our family, legislators in Arkansas and many others have continued to be pushed aside by the government.  A government they both pledged to serve and protect from enemies both foreign and domestic.  The terrorist continues to say that he was justified in his murder and that he would do it again if he could.  He currently is in prison in Arkansas for life having been tried as a civil matter because our government refused to identify it as what it was 
An Act of TERROR by a radicalized convert to Islam!!

This is no different than the white wash our government is trying to accomplish with the Fort Hood Terrorist attack.  If you believe our government must stop all the denials about terrorism in our country then I challenge you to raise you voices with your representatives, the military and the White House and demand proper justice.  All those who gave their lives while serving their country in Fort Hood and in Arkansas need to be properly recognized by our leadership in the White House and the military.  

Please do not let these sacrifices go into history quietly buried with no true justice being done.

May 28, 2013

If only there were some way....

for the city to communicate directly with the people they work for...

The following is from the City of Racine website...

  • Holidays will have an effect on the Department of Public Works solid waste/recycling collections during the year. Because holidays fall on different days of the week, no set rule can be followed to determine how the collection will be affected. Please watch the newspaper for published alterations to collection schedules around each holiday or call the Department of Public Works at 636-9126.

    New Years, Spring Break, Memorial Day
    4th of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas
    Yeah, I suppose I could have called them at 0600 this morning, but I doubt they would have answered.  Or I could buy the latest dead tree edition of Pravda on the Root, and maybe come across whatever article they may or may not have published relating to trash pickup.  Or, they could have, I don't know, maybe POSTED IT ON THE FREAKING WEBSITE?  I'm sure Dickert has another relative he could hire to take on that responsibility.

May 27, 2013

MRQ saving $$$ on tires


saving $$$ on tires Kate

committing civil rights violations  Roland

designated scapegoat Elliot

say thank you.  Jib

I know his heart.  Maggie

Here's the image Kevin

say thank you Sam

looking like idiots Dan

missing from the rant.  Wigdy



save your ass Cindy

respond to ignorance Pete

algore?? algore?? Bueller? Kate

I don't blame.  Sean

what hooker  WebWit

playing hooky Dipster

what happened to the bottle Pierre

a little bacon Carrie

go shave your back Cindy

It's gross Tom

Thank you Boots and Sanders...

When Owen said he was hanging it up I really thought he was kidding.  It would appear he meant it.

Thanks for the "Hehs"   Your musings will be missed.

May 24, 2013

 When asked about Terrorist attacks on his watch, Benghazi, AP & the IRS  -- the Emperor says:

What did he promise during his first term in the White House?

"The most transparent, accountable, honest administration in the history of the USA".  This is what we are expected to believe about someone who has been described by his supporters as the "greatest President ever"?!!    How's he doin?  What do ya think?

I'm not sure what's in the Kool-Aide he is serving to his supporters, but it is robbing them of all semblance of sanity.

May 20, 2013

MRQ made me chuckle


made me chuckle Steve

Jail to the Chief Kate

Done Owen

my retirement Cindy

what they didn't do.  Elliot

a singularly mean spirited and hateful public persona Shark

being served Kevin

taking off. Sam

lack of concern for extraneous casualties  Trog



I never learned Franf

hate to give it up Cindy

one big Mississippi family Jim

enjoying life Chad

celebrate with bourbon Pierre

really this stupid Kate

wearing a hat Dipster

waste your time Penny

200MPH BACON!!!!! Ric

nobody was there to see Dan

#laidback #thuglife  Christian

Believing Barack Obama means....

Roland puts an awesome list of reminders together.

May 19, 2013

The news in Haikus

Hey Madison schools
Where did all the money go?
Its for the children

Sad, the thrill is gone
Tingles must be a racist
To question the one.

Resigning in June
No! You are fired, FIRED!
You can stay through June

Obama seems sad
Scandals are coming to light
The Bulls lost in five

Walker in '16?
Much speculation abounds
Too soon in my view

May 15, 2013

Leaders Accept Responsibility....

The White House is embroiled in multiple scandals and what do we hear from the POTUS?

I didn't know anything about ___________.   Some low-level twit acted inappropriately...  This is nothing but politics...  There is nothing here.........

Does this sound like a leader?  Ummmm no, it doesn't.

This President is nothing but a Chicago thug politician.

He promised the most open transparent ethical administration ever and he has given us the exact opposite of that.

The news in Haikus

He didn’t do it
Jay Carney said he didn’t
Good enough for O

We’ll look into it
A special prosecutor?
Hey, Merry Fitzmas.

The lemming media
Turned a blind eye for five years
Tap them and they care

Prius in slow lane
Coexist bumper sticker
Don’t eat meat, Hate Bush

A Tommy Trolly
Someone else should pay for it.
Hello Waukesha

The ballad of Ax
Here’s the wind-up and the pitch
Home run Brewers lose

May 13, 2013

So what is going on today?

Obama's I.R.S. is targeting political opponents...

Obama's Justice Department is spying on the Associated Press...

Obama's H.H.S. department is shaking down companies involved with his health care plan...

Obama's State Department's lies about the deaths of four Americans are coming unraveled....

Obama himself is off doing political fund raisers....

Hello, media?!?  Time to admit you blew it on this guy and do your jobs.

MRQ Evil. I'm sure.


slimed all over my friggin’ donut.  Trog

break the rules Wigs

a bunch of idiots with crack addled minds.  Dan

I don't think Cindy

blissful ignorance Kevin

move along Dad29

6 protesters and a dog  Charlie

I could give a flying flip. Kate (We know)

a total lie Patrick


Hiieeeeeee---arrrrf! Dipster

O...M...G!!!  CFR

but.....squid  Franf

I like him  Chad

got a birdie Peter

recall "PUTRID" Ric

Evil. I'm sure.  Pete

make my face leak Carrie

0% American Tom

nice to see you Penny

the reason she drinks Pierre

worth your five minutes.  Sammy

almost came Carrie

always sloppy Kelly

Blah blah blah  Sean

The news in Haikus

Nixon was impeached
He thought he'd send the tax man
Obama did it.

Hello AP news.
Yes, this is anonymous.
Eric, look at this.

Blood is on her hands
Don't worry we'll protect you
Hillary '16!

Gimme Gimme more
Gimme Gimme Gimme more
Gimme Gimme NEXT!

J.T., J.B., Hi!
Where is Jay-Z n J-Lo?
What?!? I blame Limbaugh.

No, Obama can't have it.
Carney get your own.

What?!? Four times a week!!!
Why should I have to job hunt?
Just give me my check!

May 10, 2013

Muslim Cleric Condemns Dead Navy Seals at their Funeral

 This goes WAY beyond political correctness gone crazy!!!

We are supposed to believe that Emperor O is a Christian (according to his own statements) yet his Ultra Progressive Marxist core cannot bring him to recognize when things are going too far.  As a result of the "leadership" coming from the White House, the military has recently begun an all out assault on the freedoms of Christians serving in the military while encouraging ridiculous levels of "tolerance" toward the Muslim religion.  Thus they bring this Muslim Cleric to the funeral of brave Navy Seals who were serving our country to keep us free and he proceeds to condemn them for not being Muslim.

This is just another example of how hypocritical the Emperor is concerning freedom of religion in the US.  His definition of freedom and tolerance is we must tolerate all religious beliefs EXCEPT Christianity, and force tolerance toward Muslims down everyone's throat regardless of the FACT that a significant portion of Muslims are RADICAL MUSLIMS and they want nothing else but TOTAL elimination of anyone who is not willing to convert to their perverted version of their religion.

I know, I know - there are any number of Muslim believers who are NOT radicalized, and I am NOT saying that all Muslims are radical.  However, do we hear the non-radical Muslims standing up and calling out Clerics like this one?  No - and why not?  Because they are afraid of the Radical element in their religion who would like no better than to wipe them out as well so that only the radicals are left.

May 8, 2013

When science and big data come after the bacon...

Do not stand down when the ruling elite feeds its specially selected "cuts" of science to the ravenous Big Data system in order to take a huge byte out of your bacon rations. This is not only literal, but a symbolic affront, since historically, bacon represents one's own body and livelihood by extension. The salty slabs are ours, not theirs, so food police, shuut uuup.

Besides, the Constitution protects our pursuit of porkbellies, where we bolt down the bacon, relish our rasher, polish off our pancetta with playful abandon, and thank the good Lord for this small earthly pleasure.

Just leave Google's longevity-bio-techie Ray Kurzweil in the dust (or the freezer) and turn to the sizzle and crisping of bacon in the pan, mmmmmmmhh. This daily meditation for some seems to ensure they reach one-hundred-and-five.

May 6, 2013

If you wanna be a warmer...

You have to believe this big glowing sphere has nothing to do with global warming.....

MRQ We've got bacon


Chewing gun will kill you.  Wigdy

one sandwich short of a picnic Bussorah

Smoking crack Dan

We’ve got bacon  Trog

breaking the silence Elliot

ya over blown bag of hot air! Kate


doesn't smell right.  Dipster

naughty blog Cindy

promote masturbation awareness Jib.

in my largemouth Jim

adults only Tammy

I had to CFR

turn off Patrick
the Leaning Tower of... oh never mind Jessica
Shotgun weddin'  Gravelle 
 Dwarves on Wharves Tom

May 2, 2013

They never learn.....

Liberal student activist threatened herself with rape in Facebook hoax to frame conservatives

 The truly sad thing is this liberal womans actions make things worse for actual victims.  Throw the book at her....  (then pick it up and throw it at her again)

April 29, 2013

MRQ I'm done laughing.


just walked in the door.  Bussorah

discuss the money Cindy

jarring prunes.   Wigdy

good little rednecks Trog

trying to be sly Sam

floats your “Jolly Roger,” Kevin

Where's the beer?  Maggie  (Always a good question)

I'm nonobservant Shark (I think he is very observant)

it was painful, but I managed  Kate


livin tha thug life Jib

thought police Bridget

who the hell knows CFR

feel drunk Dipster

enjoyed spring yesterday Patrick

really weird Tom

an extended one WebWit

havin' testicle difficulties...  Gravelle

Going for my own moobs  Jim

wait five seconds Pierre

I'm done laughing Carrie

bring a troll dauber into the Bingo hall. Pete

April 25, 2013

Chosen few exempt

 Some U.S. lawmakers now want to join the 1200+ chosen businesses  allowed to be exempted from ObamaCare. Wow, that's really fair - to pass a bill before anyone (but the writers) know what's in it, impose it on most of us, and then hand out exemptions for a chosen few, including yourselves. Picking winners and losers is a great job for Central Planners.

We can raise our hands and jump up and down trying to be called on for an exemption. It won't happen, though. Our voices were already silenced when lawmakers pushed ObamaCare through despite the majority of Americans being against it.

Welcome to a situation the U.S. Communist Party applauds.

April 22, 2013

National Internet Sales Tax?

So Obama will never stop finding ways to take more money out of our pockets to be sent to government coffers....

How long until that escalates into a national sales tax?

Answer, not very.

MRQ might prove to be very embarrassing


it was a moron Wigdy

I'm not sure Dan (Me either)

things imploded Cindy

disturbed by your lack of faith Trog

running away Kevin

might prove to be very embarrassing  Maggie

metrosexual friends Tom

rubbing my mustache Steve

Throw THEM in the river!!!  Kate


have a (strong) drink nearby Franf

Borking the bork   Keith

feeling sexy Dan
an inspiration to dumbasses across Wisconsin.  A fan of Christian
Don't ever remember Griz  
screwed up their heads Patrick
I'm so smart Dona
should be playing Carrie
Im still bitter Pierre

making a dramatic pause Dipster

The vigilant citizen.  WebWit

I smell BACON!  CFR (I have an idea for a new perfume)

Don't touch yourself Kate