August 1, 2012

Democratic Convention Agenda.

2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.
Noon – 4:00 PM  Registration, photo ID required.
Noon – 2:00 Lunch.  (Catering by Tofu-Fil-U)
Noon-5:00 PM Exhibits in the Hall of Mediocrity.  
Exhibitors Include:  Solyndra, Cardinal Fastener & Specialty Co., Allentown Medal Works, New Chet’s Restaurant, ZBB Energy Corp, Evergreen Solar Corp, SpectraWatt, Mountain Plaza Inc., Olsen’s Crop Service
3:30 Parade of the Hollywood elite on the carpet of red ink.
4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony conducted by Wisconsin Democrat Spokesman Graeme Zielinski
4:05 PM Singing of the Socialists Anthem.
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the Unions.
 4:15 Media Row (sponsored by Pravda)
 4:30 –  6:00 Breakout Sessions.
·         Bill Reading.  Former Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
·         Extorting Big Business.  Reverend Jesse Jackson.
·         Electoral “Integrity”.  Kevin Kennedy
·         Why Rush Limbaugh is destroying America.  Ed Schultz.
·         How to lose elections and still have an upward career path.  Mike Tate.
·         Palermo’s pizza skeet shoot.  East Parking lot.
·         You can be Governor too, Tom Barrett.
·         Making accusations without any proof.  Harry Reid.
·         Vacationing on the taxpayer dime.  Michelle Obama.
·         Panel, Keeping Koch money out of politics.  George Soros, Russ Feingold, Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
6:00 –  7:30 Dinner, sponsored by Michael Bloomberg.  Menu, a big apple and a small diet soda.
8:00 PM 10 minute speeches.
  • Rahm Emmanuel.  Keeping our cities safe.
  • Diane Feinstein. Really the leaks are left-overs from the Bush administration.
  • Taking Accountability in Office.  Eric Holder.
  • Class Warfare, how to convince the people that don’t pay any taxes that someone else doesn’t pay enough.  John Kerry.  (He was in Viet Nam you know)
  • #@!&*()! Fox News.  Chris Matthews.
  • Obama, what a great guy.  Hugo Chavez.
9:00 ½ moment of silence for Occupy movement.
9:00:30 Coronation of Barack Obama by all 57 States.
10:00 Keynote Speech:  You didn’t build this country, I did.  Except for the bad stuff, George W. Bush did that.  Barack H. Obama’s teleprompter.
11:39 PM Closing remarks -  David Letterman.  The Top Ten Reasons I’m not as funny as I used to be. 
3:00 AM Joe Biden Arrives

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