December 26, 2008

What more can this site have?

Why, bacon, of course.

To quote this website's founder:
"BACON, is there anything it can't do?"

Apparently not.

Dog Shoplifts [Caught on Camera]

Stop the insanity.

Ok, first of all, why?

Oh well, as long as they are going to make it, let's play the casting game.

How about Steve Carell as Gilligan?

Katie Holmes as Mary Ann?

Al Gore as The Professor?

John Kerry & Teresa Heinz Kerry as Mr & Mrs Thurston Howel III?

Nicole Kidman as Ginger?

Ving Raines as The Skipper?

Add your suggestions.

Caption This:

Does getting this for Christmase mean anything?
What did YOU get for Christmas?

December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas

From our family to yours, Merry Christmas.


So, the big rush statement that Axelrod mis-spoke about Obama communicating his preference to Blagojevich was a lie...

Go figure.

"Obama asked Emanuel to tell the governor that he would support Rep. Jan Schakowsky,"

That sounds like communicating a preference to Blago to me. I said it before, I'll say it again, LIAR.

I've said all along that I believed Obama didn't do anything wrong here, but he and his team lied their fannies off trying to take political cover. The fact that they lied is proven here, but no one will hold them accountable for those lies as usual.

Truth from the start is what the American people expect.

Now Jay can come along and explain how that lie wasn't really a lie and I am trying to intentionally smear Barack Hussein Obama. (Is it ok to use his middle name now?)

December 22, 2008

Christmas Party Reminder.

Holy the days are flying by Batman.

This years Cheddarsphere Christmas party is this Sunday, December the 28th from noon until whenever at Papa's Social Club, 7718 W. Burleigh Milwaukee .

Just like last year we'll be collecting predictions from the attendees for the coming year. (Hopefully we'll do better than last year!)

The Packers will be facing the Lions on the big screens, hopefully we will not be witness to the Lion's first victory.

We'll be doing a white elephant gift exchange this year. Participation is optional, buy a gift valued at no more than $5, wrap it and bring it with you to the party. Everyone who brings a gift will throw their name in a hat and then you draw and pick a gift at random. (Gift exchange to commence at halftime of the Packer game)

Just like last year this is a NON PARTISAN CHRISTMAS PARTY, all are welcome, blog authors and blog readers, those who comment and those who hide in the weeds.
Bloggers, please do what you do best, spread the word.

If you will be attending PLEASE leave a comment so we can give the bar an idea of how many people will be coming along.

Uncle Jay's Year in Review

Guess the number:

Yeah, I'm stealing your schtick, Fred....


MRQ Winners.

Congratulations to our MRQ of the week winners.

Good thing we didn't get the 10 inches. Patrick.

"tweeting" still sounds like a metrosexual term for passing gas. Jones.

MRQ, Holy Giveaways Batman.

I draw the line at bail outs for the Botox industry. JiangxiDad

family name, funny name, you're in! James T.

Why is the polar ice cap on Mars melting? Charlie.

positively abstemious. Althouse.

safely seated on the slut mobile Kate.

G.I. Joes with the Kung Fu Grip. Lance.

stay warm and shovel as little as possible… Patrick.

Sum Ting Wong Paul.

women's breasts were real and the men didn't hold hands. Dr. Tony.

Will it be better come Monday? Bubbi. (Right after MRQ is published)

Holy giveaways, Batman. Jo.

they’re all a bunch of twits Elliot.

Society for an Idiot Free America Jib.

it’s only money. Dean.

Redneck Seafood Dinner Jeni.

Pardon me while I scoff. Silent E.

shutup you sissies, it's good for you Jones.


there's 6 feet of snow on the ground and we're getting more. What's the problem Jimi.

Yikes!! Walmart Chris.

I am a putz Scoff.

Shopping done except for libtard cousins. Maybe I'll give 'em my tax bill. TAB.

Your nose will freeze shut and you will sufficate. Patrick.

what would a remake of OZ be rated today? Dean.

It's snot freezing cold out there. Nick.

Procrastination aids creativity. Wigdy.

Mentos taste better in Montreal. Lisa.

how-ly freezing! Jones.

Where's TRQ, you fool? Aaron.

He's got a whey with words Lance.

Happy Christmas from AKQA

December 21, 2008

Don’t forget to wear your sticker.

Because that, along with TV stations turning their logo green will help save the planet.
Gorebal warming is a proven fact – whether it be by a consensus or a handful of scientists – and we need to stop it.
Think of the past:

Tambora – ah yes, 1815 not very long after the start of the devil-spawned internal combustion engine, Tambora decided that it didn’t need a peak anymore. So it spewed so much ash and crap (technical term) into the air that it blotted out the sun and the world didn’t get an actual summer in 1816.

Yellowstone – yes, growing up I thought that Yogi lived here when in reality, he lives in countless “Jellystone” campsites across the country. These days, I know that Yellowstone is actually a caldera. Hmm…wonder what I need to recycle to not have that erupt. I mean, it erupts roughly every 600,000 years so we should be ok for a while. Wait, what? The LAST eruption was 630,000 years ago? Oh, crap, better get to cleaning the Pepsi cans off the land in a hurry!

Earthquakes: Pick one. – Java (the one most remember with ensuing tsunamis across the globe), Sumatra (with aftershocks o'plenty), Kashmir (74,500+ dead) or Chile (reshaping the country).

All terrible, terrible events but all I can think is “Boy, if only they’d worried about their carbon footprint more, all of these things could have been avoided. I wish Algore would fly to these places in his private jet and teach these rubes the value of carbon credits.” But, alas, he is far too busy traveling to places with 4-star hotels and running water.

So you see, folks, it IS us that are destroying our earth and bringing destruction to the world with our evil American-made SUV’s.


Oh my God!
I wonder how many of those evil American SUV’s are running around Cumbre Vieja?!!?


Ok, so because of technical issues, it printed before I got to make my point.

All of the gorebal warming Nazis are selling fear.
Fear that will cost you actual money simply to exist the way you want.

All of the instances above are not fear. They are not “we only have a few years to reverse the process and it will cost (blank) amount of dollars to fix.”
All of these instances are a matter of WHEN they will happen not IF they will happen.
And its not costing anyone a damn dime to help prevent.

Ever wonder why that is?
There’s no money in fact.
There is only money in fear and speculation.