December 20, 2008

Wii-itis

Yeah, the next great health crisis.

Congratulations Oprah.


Fill in the blank.

We've had so much snow, ______________________________.

【Trans-Siberian Orchestra】Christmas Eve Sarejevo

How to kill funny.

I'm glad I at least got a chance to grow up in a time to see this and laugh:



Rather than be scolded (rightfully??!) for lmao at this.

Newsflash, guv:
Main Entry: par·o·dy
1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule
2 : a feeble or ridiculous imitation

I think all the drugs may have affected you.

So much for filling in....

The 18th was a milestone birthday for Mrs. sU, so I had things to do.
But I'm back now - to the disappointment of some, I'm sure.

Caption This (more):

How can we let the earth continue to bake, I ask you?!?

I love it.

You ever want to get a heated debate going, talk gorebal warming...

Seeing as how its so close to the end of 2008 and all, and in an effort to not let my participles left dangling, Jay (or anyone else, really), please show me how the Northern ice cap completely melted this year so that I apologize in front of everyone for being a non-believer.

December 18, 2008

Blog Break.

I won't be posting for a few days, I have some medical stuff going on and Cyber Dad is coming for a visit.

Add all that up and throw in the coming snowpocalypse and I just don't have any time right now.

Still Unreal is in charge.

December 16, 2008

Liar....

Neither myself nor any of my staff have been in contact with the Governor....

Michael Sneed is reporting that Obama's new Chief of Staff, fellow Chicago native Rahm Emanuel, is on tape discussing the issue with Blagojevich 21 times....

Illinois voters say Blagojevich must go

WASHINGTON — More than nine out of ten people in Illinois think that Gov. Rod Blagojevich should resign since he was arrested on corruption charges, according to a new Ipsos / McClatchy online poll.

The survey found that 95 percent of adults in the state think that Blagojevich should step down, as several public figures, including President-elect Barack Obama , have urged.

In other news, amazingly 5% of Illinois residents want to keep the crook.

Joe gets it.

Watch This.

Things are so tough....

that Mexicans are going back to Mexico.

No, a story, not a punch line.

December 15, 2008

So now..........

So now Obama says we've looked into all communications from our people and see nothing wrong with communications from Blago...

Oh, and we'll wait to share those findings, just take our word for it.

Yes Emperor, whatever you say.

MRQ, a $10 billion bailout.

The position would have no power, but would get a $10 billion bailout. Conrad.

call it 'Prisoner Swap.' Eric.

“what the hell is wrong with you people?” Ryan.

three-wheeled Xebra Jeremy.

I am not saying farts=pollution, but a correlation exists. LSTW.

All I want is what I… I have coming to me. Sally via Kate.

Next scandal, please. Lance

Where do we order the tin hats? Paul.

It takes two sides to polarize Elliot.

the love child of Mike Myers and George Stephanopoulos? Jib.

I am sick. REALLY. Silent E

undeniably crazy Chris.

once BHO is in office, someone will make sure I am hooked up with freshly laundered everything. Jones.

At Toys R Us playing with trains Michael.

Dave Casper for Governor.. Pete. (Dave Casper for everything!)

What's the going rate for a tooth these days? Nick. (I'm having one removed on Wednesday, $388.00)

I trust my lying eyes more than I trust weasel words. Egg.

the cold caused that... Screw Al Gore! Patrick.

My Russian neighbors are driving me crazy. Ally (Having a Palin moment?)

doughnuts are required at work on Mondays. Jimi.

best prom ever Lance.

High today: 46º. High tomorrow: 8º WTF? Fuzz. (Global warming of course)

The "crisis" must be news to Saturn, Honda, BMW, et. al. TAB.

I am Senate Candidate #4. Deibert.

I wish Saddam (censored) was alive.

That way, we could all see how fair and tolerant things were before the evil Americanos got there. I was half-expecting Bushie to find a spider hole.......nah, not really.



I think to keep things normal, the reporter should just disappear from the face of the earth. You know, maf....er....saddam style.
Can't wait to hear the lefties generalize the entire region over the actions of one or even a few. (dont forget, they protestest in the streets! saddam LOVED protests. Yup, Protests...loved them. Protests and gas).
How quickly the protester that banged on saddam's statue with his shoe is forgotten, eh?

December 14, 2008

Joseph's Song -Michael Card

The best Christmas song you probably never heard...

(One of my favorites)

Questions Remain

Questions do remain. Number 1 in my book is why did Obama lie about speaking with Blagojevich.

The answer is because the press has let him get away with EVERYTHING until now.

Et tu, Brute?

In the ongoing media obamagasm, the entertainment editors of foxnews.com have ranked the their top "cougars" over 40.

What's wrong with this picture: Michelle "Sasquatch" Obama is #24.

Nikki, Goddes that walks among us, is nowhere to be found.

We live in a sad, sad world.