December 20, 2008
Rather than be scolded (rightfully??!) for lmao at this.
Main Entry: par·o·dy
1 : a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule
2 : a feeble or ridiculous imitation
I think all the drugs may have affected you.
How can we let the earth continue to bake, I ask you?!?
I love it.
You ever want to get a heated debate going, talk gorebal warming...
Seeing as how its so close to the end of 2008 and all, and in an effort to not let my participles left dangling, Jay (or anyone else, really), please show me how the Northern ice cap completely melted this year so that I apologize in front of everyone for being a non-believer.
December 18, 2008
Add all that up and throw in the coming snowpocalypse and I just don't have any time right now.
Still Unreal is in charge.
December 16, 2008
The survey found that 95 percent of adults in the state think that Blagojevich should step down, as several public figures, including President-elect Barack Obama , have urged.
In other news, amazingly 5% of Illinois residents want to keep the crook.
December 15, 2008
call it 'Prisoner Swap.' Eric.
“what the hell is wrong with you people?” Ryan.
three-wheeled Xebra Jeremy.
I am not saying farts=pollution, but a correlation exists. LSTW.
All I want is what I… I have coming to me. Sally via Kate.
Next scandal, please. Lance
Where do we order the tin hats? Paul.
It takes two sides to polarize Elliot.
the love child of Mike Myers and George Stephanopoulos? Jib.
I am sick. REALLY. Silent E
undeniably crazy Chris.
once BHO is in office, someone will make sure I am hooked up with freshly laundered everything. Jones.
At Toys R Us playing with trains Michael.
Dave Casper for Governor.. Pete. (Dave Casper for everything!)
What's the going rate for a tooth these days? Nick. (I'm having one removed on Wednesday, $388.00)
I trust my lying eyes more than I trust weasel words. Egg.
the cold caused that... Screw Al Gore! Patrick.
My Russian neighbors are driving me crazy. Ally (Having a Palin moment?)
doughnuts are required at work on Mondays. Jimi.
best prom ever Lance.
High today: 46º. High tomorrow: 8º WTF? Fuzz. (Global warming of course)
The "crisis" must be news to Saturn, Honda, BMW, et. al. TAB.
I am Senate Candidate #4. Deibert.
I think to keep things normal, the reporter should just disappear from the face of the earth. You know, maf....er....saddam style.
Can't wait to hear the lefties generalize the entire region over the actions of one or even a few. (dont forget, they protestest in the streets! saddam LOVED protests. Yup, Protests...loved them. Protests and gas).
How quickly the protester that banged on saddam's statue with his shoe is forgotten, eh?
December 14, 2008
What's wrong with this picture: Michelle "Sasquatch" Obama is #24.
Nikki, Goddes that walks among us, is nowhere to be found.
We live in a sad, sad world.