MRQ one week to go.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be wery wery qwiat! I’m hunting PUMAs! Shoebox.

I'm not bitter. Mary.

I'd rather listen to "Kill'em All" by Metallica than "Bill'em All" by Barack Obama. The Chad.

Under my plan, 95% of trick-or-treaters will get more candy. Josh.

Set your phasers on stun and then shoot yourself in the mouth. Orbs Corbs

Toilet stench clears out London airport Wendy.

you are drinking the Kool Aid! Kate.

Does this gun make my butt look big? Lance.

Really chic and sexy. Plebian.

white racism bad, black racism good. Denis.

If you are old enough to dress slutty, you are too old to trick or treat. Jib.

Milwaukee is an upholstered Port-A-John. Peter.

Hang on to your hats. And your asses. Potentially your wallets... Jones.

Like I wouldn't buy whatever my girlie wants. Jimi

TRQ

Somebody explain to me why you can't play baseball in the rain. Lance.

The infield is like a Slip-n-slide. Nick.

everything is about politics...and sex. Michael.

I have a case of the Mundays..... Pete.

My advice is drink heavily. TAB.

1st snow flakes, 1:59 pm Patrick.

I need more Snickers bars. Wigdy.

Keep the Change Todd.

Might be hotter than you expect. EM.