What matters most.

From the PJ O'Rourke department.

The stock market is doing convulsions.
We are at war.
We are in the middle of a presidential election wherer we are either going to get an old dude who's not really a conservative or a black dude who's resume is thinner than an Olsen twin.
Devestation in Texas.
Oil, oil everywhere and nary a place to drill.
$4 a gallon gasoline.


....and THIS is the lead story??!? (que PJ...)