March 17, 2008

MRQ 10 degrees below normal.

Yes! I say. Yes it is. James.

Sensitive, strong and silent bad-boy? Sign me up! Miss Jones.

So tragicly unhip I make Opie Taylor look like Snoop Dog. Fred

$5,500.00 an hour!?! Now that's a ho! James.

I'm allergic to California. Heather.

she's not a nurse, nor is she particularly naughty Plebian.

If you’re stupid enough to ignore rule #1, always pay cash. Steve E.

I should probably get my "being chased around the house with a meat cleaver" look ready. Chris.

When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only. Barking Moonbat

Have fun on Jerry Springer! Plebain.

Now, where did I leave that Amex? Elliot.

Hookah is not ghetto for Hooker... except maybe in Arabic ghetto slang. Nick.

I am firearm-trained and will be armed, willing to be tried by 12 rather than be carried by 6. Milwhowie.

Stay away from the light Carol Ann! Dan.

if your main beer-selection criterion is "think of the planet!" you deserve a can of swill. Heather.

I hear Elliot Spitzer pays well. Dean.